Jackies Jungle

Is it me or do all tampon commercials have women that are way too excited to have their periods? I just saw one for Playtex new gentle glide tampon with a unique 360 degree angle for the best protection ever! There are three girls dancing around in dresses like its the best day of there life…come on. You know what a real tampon commercial should show? A really pissed off women, in a real bitchy mood, with no makeup in a really dark room taking pain killers and eating chocolate ice cream. That’s me when I have my period, at least the first day, and trust me no tampon in this world will make me get up and dance like I just won a million dollars. But honestly, I don’t know about you, but the only time I ever see any one thrilled about their period it’s because they were scared they might have been pregnant. Other than that it’s a pretty not too happy couple of days. Or how about the ones with the blue water? What’s that about? I guess it might be inappropriate to use red. Even a little gross. I don’t really watch a lot of TV but I think if I saw a really happy period tampon ommercial when I had my period I might get a little pissed off. Playtex may be losing customers with this fake representation of women who need a tampon, who are they representing really? I would love to meet the bitch who relates to that commercial. I’d hit her!

I understand why we should but I just believe in it. I have my own reasoning. Instead of respecting all my elders, instead I treat everyone equally. Give them respect off the get go but then when they choose to lose respect for me..well game over. I believe by their inability to show respect towards me justified my assault on them. Read more…

Secondlife.com?? Has everyone heard of this? Well I first heard of this site probably a week ago. I heard about it in school, my teacher was using it was an example of a virtual community. Well yeah that is some very elaborate coding but after the teacher explained the site to the class, everyone starts rolling on the floor laughing. It’s amazing how stupid people are and how people make so much money off the stupidity of people. Did you know IBM requires all of its employees to create an avatar on this site so they can have company meetings across the world and I know about of people use this site but IT IS STUPID, so don’t get mad at me. From my understanding this is a way to literally live a different life. You create who you want to be and go off and live in this world, there’s money, you have to buy clothing, property, everything virtually. This sounds like a scam to feed off of loser who are “scared to be who they want to be” in real life so they have to do it virtually. It’s sad really. And for those of you that have never watched scarface, well go watch it, the quote is in reference to the scene where he’s at the restaurant and makes a mess and he tells the stuck up people to take a good look at the bad guy.

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